Every redneck worth his salt owns "Big Mouth Billy Bass," who flaps his animatronic tail in time to the beat of "Don't Worry, Be Happy."
My fish sings a slightly modified version of the Bobby McFerrin tune called "Don't Panic, Make 20%."
Or 50% – or 100% – as the case may be.
I'm about to tell you a story of how I focused on cold, hard numbers, ignored some scary day-to-day price fluctuations, and ended up making double digits instead of losing my shirt.