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Dow Jones

Everything You Need to Know About the Dow Jones Today in Three Minutes

Projected a 80-point gain Monday morning as markets reacted to Warren Buffett's comments during Berkshire Hathaway's annual shareholder meeting over the weekend in Omaha, Nebraska.

According to Buffett, Berkshire is currently holding $100 billion in cash thanks to returns on roughly $14 billion of investments made in the first quarter of 2018.

Buffett also stated that he would be happy to invest the company's $100 billion if the right investment opportunity arose.

Earnings

Some of the Richest Guys on Earth Revealed Their Secrets on These Calls; Here's the Scoop

We're coming up on the last few weeks of earnings season… and one of my favorite parts.

That's because the absolute masters – the wizards, the "special forces" of money, the private equity pros – are reporting their earnings and giving their must-have take on the state of the markets and the global economy.

Why is this a can't-miss call?

Because there are some huge opportunities to be had following along with geniuses like Apollo Global Management LLC's Leon Black and KKR & Co. LP's Bill Janetschek.

These folks make serious money. Some of them won't get out of bed unless they can lock in a market-crushing 15% or 20% to do it.

And if you go and do likewise, if you position your money and align your investing with the private equity giants, you can crush the market, too.

Because believe me, ho-hum indexing returns won't cut the mustard for a comfortable retirement...

ETFs

Here's How Wall Street's Selling Everyone Tickets on the Hindenburg

Everybody loves exchange-traded funds (ETFs) these days.

There are a mind-boggling 2,000 ETFs, give or take, in the United States today. Roughly 70% of those are equity funds.

The three largest equity ETFs, packed with around 25% of all equity ETF assets, are S&P 500 index funds, like the SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust.

Now, it's true that indexing gets most of the investment love at the moment, but there's a really brisk business in so-called "motif" or "thematic" passive strategies.

These let investors tap into just about any sector or idea that strikes their fancy.

Of course, you can passively invest in exciting sectors like robotics, defense cybersecurity, or biotechnology, but you can also buy ETFs that invest in faith-based or special-value principles, like veganism (I'm serious) and animal welfare, or social justice.

Essentially, here in the weird year 2018, if an investor can fathom it, there is an ETF that can be created to allow for one-click investing in the idea.

But ultimately, most of the money is flowing into the large-cap indexes.

After all, indexing is the new pet rock/Rubik's Cube/Beanie Baby, and, as such, is the answer to all our investing prayers.

Wall Street is embracing the idea that the unmanaged indexes will usually outperform the highly paid active managers.

Faced with the prospect of collecting low fees, or worse, no fees, even the old-school brokerage and investment management firms are pushing the idea of low-cost index funds to their clients.

It is the ultimate solution (to a problem nobody really has). Like party drugs, nobody can get enough of these things.

Well, when (not if) the market turns and the sun comes up on the carnage, it's going to be much worse than anyone ever realized...

Dow Jones

Dow Jones News Today: Markets Still Sluggish After Congress Fails to Take Obamacare Repeal Vote

In Dow Jones news today, the markets were stagnant after Paul Ryan reportedly told President Donald Trump there aren't enough votes for a new healthcare plan.

Investors are also weighing poor results on a sales miss from GameStop and the retail sector in general.

But that's not all you need to know - here are all the important stock market stories to look over for March 24...