In case you missed the kerfuffle last Friday, Blythe Masters, the 44 year-old, super-smart head of JPMorgan Chase's commodities trading business, declined to sit on the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission's (CFTC's) Global Markets Committee advisory board.
This came as a big surprise.
After all, many of us following the CFTC presumed the brainy Blythe had already accepted the position after she showed up as a member of the advisory panel that is formulating the CFTC's cross-border rules for the global derivatives market on the CFTC's website.
While all this is certainly laughable... there's another part of this story that is actually repulsive.
I'm talking about the man responsible for what happened last week and what a slimy, slippery regulator he has been. Worse, he's now acting head of the CFTC.
It's like letting a pedophile babysit your kids. It's sickening.
Let me show you what I mean...
The Wolf Exposed
Before I get to the sordid details regarding CFTC acting chairman Mark Wetjen... let me tell you the backstory.
And that begins with Blythe Masters.
Masters is a true Master of the Universe because the English brainiac helped develop credit default swaps (CDS) back at the old venerable J.P. Morgan when she started there in 1991.
As a fascinating aside, Masters is credited with successfully pitching a massive CDS sale on behalf of Exxon to the European Bank of Reconstruction and Development (EBRD) when she was on the J.P. Morgan swaps team in 1994.
The 1989 Exxon Valdez's spill was looking like it was going to cost the company at least $5 billion and they wanted an open line of credit from J.P. Morgan, their primary banker.
Back then, Basel rules required banks hold 8% of outstanding loans as a capital reserve against losses. That was a lot more than the investment and merchant bank could manage.
Blythe came up with the idea of an Exxon CDS, which would establish the line of credit and at the same time offload the loan to the EBRD. The net result was the bank essentially made the loan for its usual exorbitant fees and didn't have to reserve a drop of its precious capital. That transaction ushered in the era of credit default swaps.
Now, I admire Masters for her early work as a brilliant innovator and disrupter (in every sense of that word) and laud her as a thinking-outside-the-box genius.
But Masters is also the same woman Vanity Fair rated number 65 - just behind Bernie Madoff - in their September 2009 "100 to Blame" piece on who was responsible for misdeeds on Wall Street and the global economic crisis.
Masters, who was named by Jamie Dimon to run JPM's commodity businesses in 2006 and sits on the bank's corporate and investment banking regulatory affairs committees, has also been accused of lying to regulators over the banks "alleged" manipulation of electricity markets in California and the Midwest.
Masters herself wasn't charged with any wrongdoing, but the bank settled with the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission for $410 million back in July 2013 for their September 2010 to November 2012 jiggering of energy prices.
And what about Mark Wetjen?
About the Author
Shah Gilani boasts a financial pedigree unlike any other. He ran his first hedge fund in 1982 from his seat on the floor of the Chicago Board of Options Exchange. When options on the Standard & Poor's 100 began trading on March 11, 1983, Shah worked in "the pit" as a market maker.
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